The Trial

So I got Subpoenaed this past week to testify on a case from work. Yeah... I know.. Pretty badass. The guy from the court came to my house and handed me the Subpoena attached with a $10.00 check(the lawyer's way of saying thanks for wasting my time). Feels more like an insult cause getting to aventura and back from west broward takes 1/4 tank and to fill my tank it takes $42. So technically he owes me .50$. Ill phone him about that later. Anyways, I had to be sworn in and testify for some "classified info" , all i can say is how hot the judge was. She was about 35, Long black hair, light skin, the rest was under the robe, but im guessing she was hot. I wonder if she can hold me in contempt of court for writing this ? That would be awesome. So anyways, she had an emergency during the trial ( I think it was a hearing) and had to postpone the case till November which im actually looking forward. Nothing hotter then women with power that look really good. P.S. Just for the record, going to court as a witness is a total waste of time, But we are a country of laws so i will always be glad to go. Yeah yeah. Shut up. E Pluribus Unum.