The Trial

So I got Subpoenaed this past week to testify on a case from work. Yeah... I know.. Pretty badass. The guy from the court came to my house and handed me the Subpoena attached with a $10.00 check(the lawyer's way of saying thanks for wasting my time). Feels more like an insult cause getting to aventura and back from west broward takes 1/4 tank and to fill my tank it takes $42. So technically he owes me .50$. Ill phone him about that later. Anyways, I had to be sworn in and testify for some "classified info" , all i can say is how hot the judge was. She was about 35, Long black hair, light skin, the rest was under the robe, but im guessing she was hot. I wonder if she can hold me in contempt of court for writing this ? That would be awesome. So anyways, she had an emergency during the trial ( I think it was a hearing) and had to postpone the case till November which im actually looking forward. Nothing hotter then women with power that look really good. P.S. Just for the record, going to court as a witness is a total waste of time, But we are a country of laws so i will always be glad to go. Yeah yeah. Shut up. E Pluribus Unum.

Sigh.

i dont understand how newspapers come up with shit to write all the time. I wonder if they have a room full of people just thinking shit up. Other then the news ofcourse. I have nothing to write about. If you have an idea. just post or email me. In the mean time, ill get back to more serious work like listening to The pulse 90's radio Station. Later.

Chinese Proverb

Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.